OK, so I might as well be invisible. The Parents are looking right past me with great interest watching something with tons of snow on the silly waste of time human idiot box.

Like duh, it is Winter, so what’s the big deal?

I did overhear something about “Olympic” and a skier trying to break a record and ended up breaking a leg. A real bummer, but that got my attention, so I decided to do a little sniffing around. I learned all about the Olympic teams on ChatGPT. It seems humans from around the world gather every four years for a friendly competition in winter sports. Blah blah blah.

This is way too much yappin’ for me, so it’s time to go nappin’. 

Zzzzzz . . .

. . . It all started at my snowy home in Montana where I was born and then at my current home in Boise, Idaho where I really took to winter sports and learned to snowboard at Bogus Basin.  

Check it out brah, I’m shredding the gnar! 

I love winter sports so much I went to Park City, Utah and learned how to fly like a bird while ski jumping.

After perfecting the art of flying, I then tried my paw at bob sledding which was like driving a Formula One race car on ice!  (Yes, I drove F1 for the AMG Petronas Team, but that’s a story for another day.)

I’m starting to put the pieces together!

While in Park City I met this really cool ski bum, known to humans as Breezy Johnson, and I became Woman’s Best Friend. In fact, she got me a gig as the US Ski Team Mascot which is why I just trotted off a plane in Milan, Italy for the Olympics.

Like wowzers, I’ve been called in to celebrate some Big Hoo-Ha moment at the Olympic podium with Ski Mom Breezy!

Olympic Podium Stomp

Seems I went full circle around the world and just woke up to see there’s still no snow in Boise!