Missing Brothers

It had been two days since Mr. Wright and his twin brother Lefty went missing. Known in high-society circles as the Cashmere Brothers, they were constantly together. They were last seen by their very close friend Jimmy Choo. A dragnet of the brother’s last known whereabouts in the North End turned up the battered remains of Mr. Wright. There was no trace of his twin brother Lefty.

Mr. Wright didn’t stand a chance. No sign of Lefty!

Evidence at the crime scene pointed toward a scruffy character, known to be a moocher with a keen interest in getting close to the Cashmere’s. The suspect, simply known as “Sage” claimed he was nowhere near the crime scene, didn’t know the brothers, and offered the following dubious alibi. The suspect claimed he was out sniffing around town with his associate Beau “Bruiser” Serrone of the notorious Sicilian crime family. Considering the source, the alibi was quickly dismissed and the suspect “Sage” was arrested.

Beau “Bruiser” Serrone

I DIDN’T DO IT!

At the arraignment the suspect plead not guilty. He stated the prosecutor was “barking up the wrong tree”.  Twenty-four hours later, after running its course, the suspect produced forensic evidence indicating his fondness for Mr. Wright, and unfortunately his missing brother too.

RIP – The Twins

The court socked it to Sage.

“What a ruff way to go.”